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STAR OF THE SHOW READING/110 USD (SOLD OUT)

ONE QUESTION READING/45 USD

FULL MOON FORECAST/35 USD (SOLD OUT)

NEW MOON FORECAST/35 USD (SOLD OUT)

  • By booking a birth chart analysis with me, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

    - You must be 18+.

    - All birth chart analysis are a minimum of 10 pages.

    - I do not perform readings regarding: health issues, legal matters, death, serious topics (ex: trauma/assault/crime/politics etc), public figures, or about those in relationships with other people.

    - I hold no responsibility for what occurs after your birth chart analysis, or what you decide to do with the information provided during your consultation.

    - I am not a medical or legal professional. Please refer to medical and legal professionals for legal or medical counsel. My services should not be used in place of the advice from a licensed professional.

    - I do not offer any type of pre-consultations. If you’d like to get a feel for my style & practice as an astrologer, please refer to the testimonials, or check out my social media where astrology content is posted.

    - If I suspect you have paid for an appointment with me, for personal reasons involving sexual or romantic interest, or building a relationship with me outside of a professional setting, I reserve the right to cancel your analysis with no refund(s).

    - If birth information is entered incorrectly, and is discovered after you receive your reading or I have already begun your consultation, I am not responsible for re-doing your consultation or for refunding your reading.

    - All consultations are written and sent to you in PDF format, to your email address. Please be sure to include and double check that you've submitted the right email address. If you realize or suspect you’ve made a mistake on your form after submitting, please contact me via twitter @wetneptune

  • At this time, all readings are written and sent to your email in PDF format.

  • I blend elements of both traditional & modern astrology. I primarily adhere to traditional astrological practices and utilize whole sign houses in my readings.

  • Demand is high, and spots fill up fast. I want to make sure those who’ve been waiting have a chance to book. Each reading takes me 2-3 hours, and if I rush, mistakes happen — I want to give you my best work!

  • It simplifies the process. You just sign in to your Google account, and your email is automatically linked to the form.

  • The scheduling website was a nightmare to deal with! Google Forms is way easier for both you and I, and you don’t have to deal with the mess of that scheduling site.

  • Refunds are only available before the service is fulfilled. The refund policy is always listed on the form. This protects me from scams and ensures everything is handled properly for tax purposes.

  • No, I don’t offer expedited readings anymore. Too many people requested 24-48 hour turnarounds, which led to overwhelm and made my schedule unmanageable. It’s not practical for anyone.

  • You can reach out to discuss any concerns, and I can offer additional insight. However, I don’t redo or refund readings since each one takes 2-3 hours.

  • Yes, but only for clarifications on what was already stated. If you need more in depth answers, that would require booking another reading. You can include specific questions when you book, if the reading permits!

Terms, Conditions & FAQ

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TESTIMONIALS

  • Sarah's astrology reading surpassed my expectations. Her detailed yet easily understandable reading was refreshing and honest. I appreciated the empathetic approach too.

    - Rahma B.

  • I loved all of my analysis. Easy to understand and insightful. This was a free chart analysis in exchange for an honest review, and I truly believe this is something I would pay for, had I not been given the opportunity of this exchange.

    - Ambrosia S.

  • Very thorough. I was happy to see it was framed similarly to her content on twitter. would recommend.

    - Meg G.

  • Insightful to say the least. This was an exchange for a truthful review and I chose the chiron analysis. Hit the nail on the head and I felt exposed lol. Slightly triggering but in a good way. I liked it.

    - Anonymous

  • More in depth than I thought it would be and was very easy to understand for my ADHD brain. It reminded me of her twitter content.

    - Jenna M.

  • My readings from Sarah are always on point & accurate and explains my chart to me in a way I can understand. Her readings give me a lot of insight on the events & issues in my life at the time

    - Inaya S

  • I teared up reading mine lol. Felt like I was talking to a friend, or rather a friend sending me a text about my chart. It felt personal and homey. Such helpful advice. You can tell she cares about helping.

    - Anonymous

  • omg my saturn reading was insane. thank you so much, ive never had a more accurate reading. this helped so much

    - Anonymous

  • Sarah gave me the most amazing reading for my saturn. I was so intrigued because of how much she talks about it on her twitter and it did not disappoint! thank you

    - Jordan

  • Saturn reading buyer here... Amazing. I keep rereading it because it's stuff I can actually use to help in my day to day life.

    - Fererra

  • her predictions for upcoming transits were sickening like I can't believe that it actually happened. she also warned me about some stuff and that was really helpful

    - Aurora

  • I got the Star of the Show and it was really insightful and fun

    - Sara

  • This is my second reading from Sarah and it was amazing. The Saturn reading is actually next level. Considering booking it again for more knowledge lol.

    - Megan

  • I had no clue what a chart ruler was so I decided to book the court is in session reading and im glad I did. Super helpful and I learned a lot. She teaches you as you go, in a really easy to understand way. So glad I got this reading.

    - C

  • Really cool. Im a beginner and this was really nice.

    - Anonymous

  • I hate to sound corny but the star of the show reading really made me feel good about myself. Sarah is really uplifting, even about the not so fun stuff in your chart. learning how to work with hard placements was really helpful. I reread It a lot

    - Anonymous

  • Really liked that the reading was typed out. It made it easy to refer back too. Good reading.

    - Jen

  • I cried lol. I got the Chiron reading and it just opened up the space for me to heal my struggles and I felt really safe and accepted.

    - Anonymous

  • need to be revived after being read dowwnnn woah girl! accurate af

    - shakura

  • I'm not one to get an astrology reading because as a guy I just was never into it. My gf bought me one for my birthday and I was scared by the accuracy lol. She's also making me write this review lol.

    - Dj

  • Im a beginner and omg. This was so absolutely cool. I learned so much and she sent me her beginner guide for free along with the reading. Waiting for pay day to get another. sarah was so sweet and thoughtful. can't wait for my next reading lol omg

    - Anya

  • I cried. I felt so seen. Sarah was so encouraging and uplifting, even when it came to tougher aspects of my chart. I just felt so understood. Book her.

    - Greenie

  • I had a really unfortunate experience with a past reading from another astrologer so I was hesitant to book another with someone new. Sarah was so respectful and really kind. It felt like talking to the mom friend of a friend group lol

    - Theo

  • Made my Aquarius ass cry. Damn girl. Coming back for more once I regroup and upgrade my life with your advice!

    - Anonymous

  • never knew I needed my chart read so bad. this really put me in a better mindset. thanks

    - Anonymous

  • This was my third reading with Sarah so I figured it was time for a review. Just wonderful. My life has done a 180 since following you and now your readings have added a more personal impact. Thank you.

    - Jennie the gemini

  • AMAZING! Thank you so much Sarah! This was so uplifting

    - Sara

  • Thank you for respecting my pronouns and your honesty about my chart. It was really helpful.

    - Mel

  • never been much into astrology but this was really sick cause I didn't anticipate it being so accurate

    - Tony

  • My girl Sarah. I may be bias as she is my best friend but Ive seriously never had my chart read like this. She read me DOWNNN okurr? Book with her!

    - Em

  • So beautiful. Thank you. I cried. I can't stop reading it lol.

    - Anonymous

  • I know nothing about astrology and she explained it using my chart so easily. really loved this.

    - Jemma

  • worth every cent. I can't stop reading it

    - venus

  • brooo. I got this reading while I was zoomed and completely forgot about it. getting it was like a little gift because it read me to filth in such a cool way. dope thanks man

    - marina

  • she was so kind and understanding of my struggles. im trans and she offered really helpful healing methods for the trauma I had after coming out. I keep reading it and crying. thank you friend :)

    - Kai

  • very easy to understand as a beginner. I learned new stuff about my chart and just about astrology in general. that was really cool

    - Anonymous

  • scary accurate and in depth. I was shocked that it was 16 pages long and super accurate. will book again

    - stevie

  • very detailed and accurate. the reading was very honest too. no sugar coating. my aries mercury appreciated that

    - sho

  • Sarah consistently comes through with the most accurate and interesting readings. Long form and Mini readings always exceed my expectations

    - Laural

  • HER AUTHENTICITY! Sarah had made a mistake with the reading I purchased from her and before I even catched it, she redid the entire thing for me. Was upfront about her mistake and said it was because she has been under the weather. She shows up even when down! REAL ASF!

    - Jules

  • Always makes accurate transit predictions. Her mini reads are worth it. I love that she offers affordable options to people who are struggling. Keep an eye out for them!

    - Anonymous

  • third reading from Sarah and it was so good as usual.

    - Kali

  • Way longer than I expected. I thought it would be 10 pages but I received a 25 page reading lol.

    - Anonymous

  • Oh how I love astrology!!! Wetneptune is the kind of reader where you fall in love more with astrology because of how good she is at it. She just makes you want to be better and do better. She is always uplifting and has a real warmth about her. I'll be back on pay day!

    - Via

  • Saturn reading is next level. Loved it

    - Anonymous

  • Can't help but love this girl. My readings always eat down. She's so kind and understanding. My only downside was that it can take her sometime to get back to emails, but she always answers nonetheless!

    - Anonymous

  • 11/10. Always a solid reading from wetneptune. Informative and kind.

    - Bella

  • I was chosen for a free reading and it was really really good. I was so excited to be choosen but for the reading to be so in depth was also exciting and unexpected. Would totally recommend!

    - ‘Seem

  • I've followed Wetneptune since 2020 so this is like My 10th reading of some kind from her. She is ALWAYS kind, respectful and understanding. Becoming a regular with her has been fun because now she knows my chart like the back of her hand (Her words! Haha).

    - Danielle!

  • Super good. Not generic like some other readings I've gotten.

    - Anonymous

  • I was on the hunt for Non-Ai Astrology readings because that's all I could find on Etsy. Stumbled across Sarah on Reddit of all places and then received the best reading I've ever gotten. Totally will come back for another session.

    - Jeremy